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    <title>Charlie Owen - Humor</title>
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        <p>
This seems really dorky to blog about, but at least <a href="http://blog.retrosight.com/ShouldIGetANewPictureAvatar.aspx">5
folks are interested</a> so this is for them. What tipped it over the scales was this
from Romland, one of our regular participants over on <a href="http://discuss.mediacentersandbox.com">http://discuss.mediacentersandbox.com</a>:
"Seriously, that picture is the main reason I wouldn't argue with you about anything
at the Mediacenter Sandbox. It scares me."
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[Chuckle]
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Anywho, I hooked up the new Canon EF 50mm f1.4 lens (thanks for the tip <a href="http://thomashawk.com/2007/04/canon-ef-50mm-f12-pretty-nice-lens-but.html">Thomas</a>)
and went out on the porch and had my wife shoot about 30 shots, then sit down with
me to pick a good one. Without further adieu, here it is (and already posted to our
discussion alias and Channel9)...
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            <img src="http://blog.retrosight.com/content/binary/CharlieSig1.jpg" border="0" />
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And here were the runner ups (for funsies).
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            <img src="http://blog.retrosight.com/content/binary/CharlieSig2.jpg" border="0" />    <img src="http://blog.retrosight.com/content/binary/CharlieSig3.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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You should have seen the other rejects -- those were truly scary. :-)
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      <title>My New Avatar</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;
This seems really dorky to blog about, but at least &lt;a href="http://blog.retrosight.com/ShouldIGetANewPictureAvatar.aspx"&gt;5
folks are interested&lt;/a&gt; so this is for them. What tipped it over the scales was this
from Romland, one of our regular participants over on &lt;a href="http://discuss.mediacentersandbox.com"&gt;http://discuss.mediacentersandbox.com&lt;/a&gt;:
"Seriously, that picture is the main reason I wouldn't argue with you about anything
at the Mediacenter Sandbox. It scares me."
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&lt;p&gt;
[Chuckle]
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
Anywho, I hooked up the new Canon EF 50mm f1.4 lens (thanks for the tip&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://thomashawk.com/2007/04/canon-ef-50mm-f12-pretty-nice-lens-but.html"&gt;Thomas&lt;/a&gt;)
and went out on the porch and had my wife shoot about 30 shots, then sit down with
me to pick a good one. Without further adieu, here it is (and already posted to our
discussion alias and Channel9)...
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&lt;img src="http://blog.retrosight.com/content/binary/CharlieSig1.jpg" border=0&gt;
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And here were the runner ups (for funsies).
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&lt;img src="http://blog.retrosight.com/content/binary/CharlieSig2.jpg" border=0&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://blog.retrosight.com/content/binary/CharlieSig3.jpg" border=0&gt;
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You should have seen the other rejects -- those were truly scary. :-)
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          <a href="http://channel9.msdn.com/Niners/W3bbo">W3bbo</a> and <a href="http://channel9.msdn.com/Niners/alwaysmc2">alwaysmc2</a> over
in a <a href="http://channel9.msdn.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=297458">Channel9 forum
post</a> both think the picture I use online could use some work...
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W3bbo: "Your avatar is genuinely scary."
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alwaysmc2: "It's your mix between crazed and really, really happy expression that
makes it scary."
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So, here is the picture -- I don't think it's *that* scary, and as I told those guys,
it's the face I was born with.
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            <img src="http://blog.retrosight.com/content/binary/MyPicture.png" border="0" />
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What do you think? Time to get a fresh picture to use online? Got any recommendations
about which direction I should go (artsy, playful, avant garde, folksy)?
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      <title>Should I get a new picture / avatar...?</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:12:20 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;a href="http://channel9.msdn.com/Niners/W3bbo"&gt;W3bbo&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://channel9.msdn.com/Niners/alwaysmc2"&gt;alwaysmc2&lt;/a&gt; over
in a &lt;a href="http://channel9.msdn.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=297458"&gt;Channel9 forum
post&lt;/a&gt; both think the picture I use online could use some work...
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;
W3bbo: "Your avatar is genuinely scary."
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
alwaysmc2: "It's your mix between crazed and really, really happy expression that
makes it scary."
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;
So, here is the picture -- I don't think it's *that* scary, and as I told those guys,
it's the face I was born with.
&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;img src="http://blog.retrosight.com/content/binary/MyPicture.png" border=0&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;
What do you think? Time to get a fresh picture to use online? Got any recommendations
about which direction I should go (artsy, playful, avant garde, folksy)?
&lt;/p&gt;
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Go check out comment number 80 at <a href="http://blog.retrosight.com/CommentView,guid,d792aa21-7b6e-4f0f-acab-76cae5e3bbe5.aspx#commentstart">http://blog.retrosight.com/CommentView,guid,d792aa21-7b6e-4f0f-acab-76cae5e3bbe5.aspx#commentstart</a>.
My favorite quote...
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"Everything to everybody will end up being no good to everybody instead."
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Enjoy...!
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      <title>Comment Really Made Me Laugh</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:50:34 GMT</pubDate>
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Go check out comment&amp;nbsp;number 80 at &lt;a href="http://blog.retrosight.com/CommentView,guid,d792aa21-7b6e-4f0f-acab-76cae5e3bbe5.aspx#commentstart"&gt;http://blog.retrosight.com/CommentView,guid,d792aa21-7b6e-4f0f-acab-76cae5e3bbe5.aspx#commentstart&lt;/a&gt;.
My favorite quote...
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
"Everything to everybody will end up being no good to everybody instead."
&lt;/p&gt;
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Enjoy...!
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This is too funny: <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=8335653541">http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=8335653541</a></p>
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      <title>Leather Pants On Sale At eBay (Not Mine)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 20:56:17 GMT</pubDate>
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This is too funny: &lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;amp;item=8335653541"&gt;http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;amp;item=8335653541&lt;/a&gt;
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        <p>
On the back of their subwoofer KSW10 is a level dial -- the numbers go to <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088258/quotes">11</a>.
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      <title>The Klipsch Folks Have A Great Sense Of Humor</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:14:49 GMT</pubDate>
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On the back of their subwoofer KSW10 is a level dial -- the numbers&amp;nbsp;go&amp;nbsp;to &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088258/quotes"&gt;11&lt;/a&gt;.
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        <p>
A good friend shared this experience today.  I believe Jeff Foxworthy and
the Blue Collar Comedy Tour fellers could turn this into a 'You might be a redneck
if...'
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Yesterday we had a job fair at work trying to fill some slots for a new branch. 
One of our human resource folks told me about an interview she had that morning. 
She was telling the applicant an important element of being a teller is sales. 
The girl replied 'Oh, I don't think I've sold anything since trying to sell pot in
high school.'
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My friends conclusion: If you wouldn't have told your parents about it in high school,
then it probably isn't a good topic to cover in a job interview.
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Keep that in mind if you ever interview with Microsoft. :-)
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      <title>Good Rule Of Thumb When Interviewing</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2005 05:57:40 GMT</pubDate>
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A good friend shared this experience today.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;I believe&amp;nbsp;Jeff Foxworthy&amp;nbsp;and
the&amp;nbsp;Blue Collar Comedy Tour fellers could turn this into a 'You might be a redneck
if...'
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
Yesterday we had a job fair at work trying to fill some slots for a new branch.&amp;nbsp;
One of our human resource folks&amp;nbsp;told me about an interview she had that morning.&amp;nbsp;
She was telling the applicant an important element of being a teller is sales.&amp;nbsp;
The girl replied 'Oh, I don't think I've sold anything since trying to sell pot in
high school.'
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
My friends conclusion: If you wouldn't have told your parents about it in high school,
then it probably isn't a good topic to cover in a job interview.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
Keep that in mind if you ever interview with Microsoft. :-)
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